Different people compared to video game characters

HOLY CRAP some people just make you want to 

SCREEEAAAAAMMMM

yet some are a lot better... some

I think since it's appropriate... I shall link this with gaming

There are many things that annoy me what people do and so first of all I will start off with a well known video game character that everyone just... hates... because he's a dick.

Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

"whoa! [laughter] did you see her face? it was like PFHHT!!! [laughter]" - Handsome Jack

For the people that aren't familiar with Borderlands 2, Handsome Jack is the main villain of the game.

He relates to a guy mentioned in my previous post... the pretty boy who hurts people for no reason.

my life last year was made a misery by the Handsome Jack of my year at my school. He made sure my life was crap whenever i was in school. I would dread English lessons where he would make every effort to sit next to or near me in class. putting bruises on my arms and making extremely offensive comments about me whenever he could.

In borderlands 2, Handsome jack makes pretty funny comments at you such as naming a diamond horse Butt Stallion because that's the closest he can get to your name. The comments that MY handsome jack made were pretty much all about my weight at the time which led to most of my year calling me 'double D' because of my initials (Dan Driver) it was apparently my bra size for my man boobs... original. People still call me that today -.-

In borderlands 2 Handsome jack sends his arsenal of robots and engineers after you. My handsome jack in my year would punch me himself leaving bruises and sometimes send his arsenal of friends to do the same thing... School years are the golden years of your life... of course.

The worst thing was that when he was doing these things to me, he thought he was amazing for doing it!

HIS WAS SO FAR UP HIS OWN ARSE THAT HE COULD TASTE HIS HANDS IN HIS MOUTH

anyway... now it's time for me to be hypocritical

Navi (The Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time)

I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN

This is that one person that will not get the message that you would prefer to be somewhere else rather than stuck talking to them. They will not leave you alone... at all... you have to use the stealth techniques that you have learned from all of the stealth games like thief and dishonored in order to keep away from them.

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONO

Don't get me wrong, I don't want to hurt the person and just tell them "I DON'T LIKE YOU GO AWAY" but at the same time I'm not exactly nice to them... I'm sort of like a zombie pigman on minecraft I will say hi and just walk past but only if you don't fucking get in my face! NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY GOLDEN SWORD. *ahem*anyway... When that one Navi comes up to me and starts prodding me and hugging me and keep on asking for a hug off me saying I should "hug my emotions away" I will go all zombie pigman on yo ass. But then they spot you and are all like "HEY LISTEN".

Or maybe I'm just acting like the witch on left4dead

Bioshock little sister

Now in the first two bioshocks there are little girls that you do anything to get and to defend from other people that are trying to get her as well... my closest friend is exactly this



I am refering to the little sisters in bioshock 2 (even though they're the same) just because the big sister is involved in bioshock 2. The little sister is involved with two people, the Big Daddy and the Big Sister. The person who I am refering to has two people that they are closest to, in her case I would call myself the Big Daddy just because the little sisters prefer the Big Sisters but still adore the Big Daddy. The Big Daddy will do anything to defend and look after the little sister but the Big Sister is massively overpowered and the Big Daddy will die about 9 times before he can kill the big sister.

When it comes to friendship... I would say it hurts to have the friend play favorites when they're your favorite... kinda like Eleanor Lamb's connection with the big Daddy is thwarted by Sofia Lamb.

Which character am I?

I would adore it if I could say Link off The Legend Of Zelda or if I could say Corvo Attano of Dishonored. The reality is if it was up to me to decide who I am, then I would say I was Luigi out of the Super Mario franchise...

Luigi is a very lovable character who ocasionally makes people laugh with his personality... though somebody is always infront of him, who everyone loves more, who people would rather choose... Mario. For me there are a lot of Mario's in my life. People who do better than I do. People who can get friends better than I can. People who are just better than me...

You're doing absolutely fine on your own but then that one person just... just... JUST

 

and that leaves me sitting there just like

 

But the thing is... just like Luigi, I'm used to it. People would rather choose Mario than Luigi in the different games such as Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. Luigi actually thinks he has a chance with Daisy but he knows it won't happen... despite the amount of effort he puts in on his Luigi circuit on Mario Kart literally making a huge Golden statue of him and Daisy skipping around.

just like Luigi I am terrified of many things but just like ghosts are what terrifies Luigi... Love is what terrifies me. Don't get me wrong I would love to have a girlfriend but I think the pressure to get one at my age and just to get in the sack with them is unbelievable... and it terrifies me making me feel uneasy... but the thing is, i can't stop myself. It ends up with me wanting to

"YAAAAAAAH" - Luigi

I think that concludes my post

In the end... I am almost exactly like Luigi