5 facts about me

Since I am starting a blog I think I should tell you a bit about myself:

NUMBER ONE:

I am a gamer... yeah like most guys are. The games I really like most are nintendo games though (In my opinion, COD is a load of crap). My favorite game series is The Legend Of Zelda, I have played TLOZ since I was around 5 years old. I remember how I used to swing a little plastic sword around, put one of my mum's big green leg warmer socks on the top of my head and run around screaming HYAAT HIYAAAH HUP HYEEEEAAAAAH in a little high pitched voice... Yeah I still wish i could do that to be honest, without looking like a bloody maniac.



I HAV TO SAEV TEH PWINCES

 

Even though TLOZ is my favorite game series and i prefer to play Nintendo games, my favorite game is Dishonored. I am absolutely obsessed with stealthy things and i prefer to play stealthy games but Dishonored stood out to me amoung them all.

Anyway enough of games... I could talk for hours about that.

NUMBER TWO:

I am currently being trained in Mixed Martial Arts... people have mixed (heh see what i did there) feelings about this.
Some people believe MMA is too brutal to actually be legal but in my opinion... who the hell cares? if someone has a knife up to your throat then you have the right to beat the living shit out of them!

YEAH BITCH

The original reason that I started to do MMA was that I was being physically bullied at school by a guy who will remain nameless. Every day I would walk to school feeling extremely worried because I knew i would come home with bruises on my arms... most days when I did come home I would be bottling up the emotions so my parents wouldn't worry. When I finally did tell them I was crying and couldn't handle anything at all anymore (HA GAAAAYYYY). My mum, always tries to help me and so she looked online for self defense and found one round the corner of my street. I started to go and it made me feel so much better about myself... by this time it was near the end of the year and that guy was pretty much expelled anyway so I didn't actually deal with the problem.

But still... noone messes with me now!

NUMBER THREE:

As you can probably tell by the title of my blog, I am obsessed with zombies and the zombie apocalypse.

PLEASE HAPPEN PLEASE HAPPEN PLEASE HAPPEN PLEASE HAPPEN PLEASE HAPPEN

To be honest... if it did happen... I would probably die in like the first week from wanting to have a picture with a zombie.

maybe i'll post my zombie apocalypse plan later...

NUMBER FOUR:

I have no idea why but when it comes to Nicolas Cage... I will just... Nicolas Cage.

 

Need I say more?

NUMBER FIVE *EXPLOSION NOISE*:

I work with children. Now that is not an excuse to just shout "HA PEEEDOOOOO". I said work.

I absolutely love my job, I work at sports centres and People pretty much just Hire the equipment and a Party Pal. I am a Party pal. So i have to ensure all children are safe, and are having fun. Usually that just comes to building a tower out of softplay what they can knock down or being dragged onto the bouncy castle which is actually 'jail' as I am charged with wearing a red T-shirt. This is what I want to get into when I'm older and I'm going to make sure I get there. My aim for my future? I want to be a primary school teacher.


So that's 5 Facts about me. Just as an introduction to me and the crazy shizzle that i'll post.

cheers.