It's that time of year again

Exams woohoo yaaaay

This time last year I was procrastinating like there was no tomorrow... now? I'm running around like link in majora's mask, only I wish the song of time actually worked.

In my attempt to do well with my A-levels I am actually revising more than I ever have done in the past times. So over the next two weeks I won't actually post anything... sorry. Revision is actually more important than blogging in my head.

So to whoever actually reads my blog, you will have to wait a couple weeks before I post anything. Just think of dragon age

If you actually waited for a picture to load then... well you don't get the reference to dragon age

for your entertainment I shall post some interesting things

how to keep an idiot busy

What would happen if pinocchio said "my nose is about to grow"?

Does a set of all sets contain itself?

If everything is possible, then isn't it possible for something to be impossible?

The sentence below is always true

The sentence above is always false

And before I go I give you a quest, DO NOT do this quest.

Bye for a couple weeks

Dan

me compared to Luigi... again

As I said in a previous post I am a lot like Luigi in the super Mario bros franchise of games... I would like to elaborate on that.

 

So as I said before Luigi has that one person who is always better than him at everything... Mario.

There is that one person who gets in the way of my dreams actually happening, Luigi loves Mario as a brother, I kinda like that person in the same way. But anyway... I shall stop complaining about this person... for now.

Everyone knows that Luigi is a tiny bit timid. My friends would disagree as I am extremely loud to them but when it comes to actually talking to someone new I just

I get this more at work than anywhere else, I know my colleagues are genuinely nice and that they only want to help... but when it actually comes to talking to them, it turns extremely awkward as I start to talk about the weirdest things, last time this happened I talked about how wallpaper shouldn't have two layers... WHHHYYYY DID I DO THATTT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

This is the same for Luigi... I'm guessing.

Mario invites him go karting and the only person Luigi really knows is his brother, toad and the two princesses. He doesn't like to speak to toad because, well... who would? The princesses? they'd be talking to each other about princess stuff. So that leaves Luigi to talk to Mario. Well Mario would be off talking to all his other mates: Yoshi, Wario,Koopa trooper, etc. Luigi is on his own.

Now listen here u little shit

So when it comes to it, Luigi is a great guy but he has his bad side like in super paper Mario... When he becomes Mr L

So Luigi temporarily turn evil in Super Paper Mario on the Wii. I too have these moments, and I'm sorry to the people i have affected through these moments. People will agree though that I am sometimes a complete and utter DOUCHE... I also think it quite a bit to be completely honest. This is when I need Mario to bring me back down.

ahh that's better... oh dear looks like I am going to write about Mario again.

In my opinion It's those moments that make other people seem better than me

People don't select me when they have the chance, people don't want to be with the underdog. I don't want to be the underdog anymore. I want to be looked up to, I want to inspire people, I want to get the girl and I am determined that I will achieve this, not yet but maybe in the future Luigi will win over Mario... just like I will win over life.

One day

Bye for now

Dan

THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE step 1

Okay... I said earlier in one of my previous post's that I would post a plan for the zombie apocalypse, I have decided to do this in multiple different post over time. Just so you know.

Step 1 

step one depends on how you have found out about the zombie apocalypse happening but they both lead to the same outcome. there are two main ways that you can find out about it:

Being told by a: the news or b: by someone else

OR

experiencing it for yourself

If you find out through the first way then lucky you! You have time to prepare! for step 2!

If you go through the second way then you have to think, wherever you are sitting- reading this right now. What would you do if ten zombies came rushing into the entrance of your room right now?

o shit

 For me it would be obvious... depending on the person near to me I would sacrifice their life... if it was someone I like but don't really value as a person that much. THEY WOULD BE PUSHED OVER IN ORDER TO BE PAINFULLY EATEN ALIVE BY ZOMBIES. If it was someone I value more than myself such as family and a few friends then I would just run and drag them with me (ha you thought I would be all hero like didn't you?)

Once you have exited the area then it is time for step 2... which will be continued in another post.

Anyways, stay safe.

Different people compared to video game characters

HOLY CRAP some people just make you want to 

SCREEEAAAAAMMMM

yet some are a lot better... some

I think since it's appropriate... I shall link this with gaming

There are many things that annoy me what people do and so first of all I will start off with a well known video game character that everyone just... hates... because he's a dick.

Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)

"whoa! [laughter] did you see her face? it was like PFHHT!!! [laughter]" - Handsome Jack

For the people that aren't familiar with Borderlands 2, Handsome Jack is the main villain of the game.

He relates to a guy mentioned in my previous post... the pretty boy who hurts people for no reason.

my life last year was made a misery by the Handsome Jack of my year at my school. He made sure my life was crap whenever i was in school. I would dread English lessons where he would make every effort to sit next to or near me in class. putting bruises on my arms and making extremely offensive comments about me whenever he could.

In borderlands 2, Handsome jack makes pretty funny comments at you such as naming a diamond horse Butt Stallion because that's the closest he can get to your name. The comments that MY handsome jack made were pretty much all about my weight at the time which led to most of my year calling me 'double D' because of my initials (Dan Driver) it was apparently my bra size for my man boobs... original. People still call me that today -.-

In borderlands 2 Handsome jack sends his arsenal of robots and engineers after you. My handsome jack in my year would punch me himself leaving bruises and sometimes send his arsenal of friends to do the same thing... School years are the golden years of your life... of course.

The worst thing was that when he was doing these things to me, he thought he was amazing for doing it!

HIS WAS SO FAR UP HIS OWN ARSE THAT HE COULD TASTE HIS HANDS IN HIS MOUTH

anyway... now it's time for me to be hypocritical

Navi (The Legend Of Zelda Ocarina Of Time)

I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN

This is that one person that will not get the message that you would prefer to be somewhere else rather than stuck talking to them. They will not leave you alone... at all... you have to use the stealth techniques that you have learned from all of the stealth games like thief and dishonored in order to keep away from them.

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONO

Don't get me wrong, I don't want to hurt the person and just tell them "I DON'T LIKE YOU GO AWAY" but at the same time I'm not exactly nice to them... I'm sort of like a zombie pigman on minecraft I will say hi and just walk past but only if you don't fucking get in my face! NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY GOLDEN SWORD. *ahem*anyway... When that one Navi comes up to me and starts prodding me and hugging me and keep on asking for a hug off me saying I should "hug my emotions away" I will go all zombie pigman on yo ass. But then they spot you and are all like "HEY LISTEN".

Or maybe I'm just acting like the witch on left4dead

Bioshock little sister

Now in the first two bioshocks there are little girls that you do anything to get and to defend from other people that are trying to get her as well... my closest friend is exactly this



I am refering to the little sisters in bioshock 2 (even though they're the same) just because the big sister is involved in bioshock 2. The little sister is involved with two people, the Big Daddy and the Big Sister. The person who I am refering to has two people that they are closest to, in her case I would call myself the Big Daddy just because the little sisters prefer the Big Sisters but still adore the Big Daddy. The Big Daddy will do anything to defend and look after the little sister but the Big Sister is massively overpowered and the Big Daddy will die about 9 times before he can kill the big sister.

When it comes to friendship... I would say it hurts to have the friend play favorites when they're your favorite... kinda like Eleanor Lamb's connection with the big Daddy is thwarted by Sofia Lamb.

Which character am I?

I would adore it if I could say Link off The Legend Of Zelda or if I could say Corvo Attano of Dishonored. The reality is if it was up to me to decide who I am, then I would say I was Luigi out of the Super Mario franchise...

Luigi is a very lovable character who ocasionally makes people laugh with his personality... though somebody is always infront of him, who everyone loves more, who people would rather choose... Mario. For me there are a lot of Mario's in my life. People who do better than I do. People who can get friends better than I can. People who are just better than me...

You're doing absolutely fine on your own but then that one person just... just... JUST

 

and that leaves me sitting there just like

 

But the thing is... just like Luigi, I'm used to it. People would rather choose Mario than Luigi in the different games such as Mario Kart and Super Smash Bros. Luigi actually thinks he has a chance with Daisy but he knows it won't happen... despite the amount of effort he puts in on his Luigi circuit on Mario Kart literally making a huge Golden statue of him and Daisy skipping around.

just like Luigi I am terrified of many things but just like ghosts are what terrifies Luigi... Love is what terrifies me. Don't get me wrong I would love to have a girlfriend but I think the pressure to get one at my age and just to get in the sack with them is unbelievable... and it terrifies me making me feel uneasy... but the thing is, i can't stop myself. It ends up with me wanting to

"YAAAAAAAH" - Luigi

I think that concludes my post

In the end... I am almost exactly like Luigi