Sunday, 24 May 2015

myself

I'm gonna stop talking like I have a broom stuck up my arse on this blog... Just to get that out there.

I essentially haven't updated this in the past year at all (apart from emotional times(which i also deleted) but hey ho i needed to post that somewhere), and to be completely honest the reason i'm writing this right now is because i'm sick of learning about neutrophils, anti-bodies and pretty much anything else to do with the human body.

anyways, on with the update on the wonderful world of Dan Driver.

Luigi, Handsome Jack, Deus-ex and whatever other gaming shit I posted a while ago... I still play games and like them... but I love something else so much more now.

BIOLOGYYYYYYYYYYY YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!

Okay I know it sounds boring but IT'S SO FUCKING COOL and IT'S SO FUCKING RANDOM.
My favorite animal is no longer a tiger, but a mantis shrimp... okay sounds crap i know BUT OH MY GOODNESS IT'S LIKE THE SATAN OF THE OCEAN.

THAT PUNCH COULD BREAK YOUR FINGERS AND MAYBE CAUSE THEM TO MELT (not even kidding)

Simplified, mantis shrimps can: punch with the same power as a 22 cal. rifle, see 9 more colours than humans and distinguish between certain types of light pretty easily. I can't actually be arsed to explain this to the extent i usually do so here's a link to a pretty funny comic about it... http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp (that's if you care).

That is the sort of stuff i learn about on a daily basis... IT'S SOOO COOOOOOOOOOL

Anyway

I have A level exams to learn shit for so i'll try and update this when i'm done with it all.

BAII

Dan





Wow... looking back at my old posts, i was really sad XD